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Charla and Mirna


Finished in 3rd Place
Charla and Mirna
Charla & Mirna Reading a Clue
Amazing Race All Stars - Charla and Mirna
Original Season: Season 5
Where they Placed: 6th Place
Team Nickname: "Mirna & Schmirna"
Leg
Pit Stop
Location
Ending
Position
1
Quito, Ecuador
8th Place
2
San Pedro de Atacama, Chile
8th Place
3
Petrohué, Chile
8th Place
4
Ushuaia, Argentina
7th Place
5
Maputo, Mozambique
1st Place

6
Zanzibar,
Tanzania
1st Place
7
Warsaw, Poland
4th Place
8
Krakow, Poland
4th Place
9
Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia
2nd Place
10
Hong Kong, China
3rd Place
11
Macao, China
2nd Place
12
Guam
3rd Place
13
San Francisco
3rd Place










"Even if we bickered, it's not like at the end of the day we're going to break up. You can't undo cousins," said Mirna!

.Charla and Mirna - Amazing Race All-Stars

Charla and Mirna - Amazing Race All-Stars

Amazing Race All Stars - CharlaTeam Biography: Charla, who stands at 4 feet tall, describes herself as dedicated, passionate and driven to succeed. Mirna describes herself as hard- working, a leader, but with a comical side. Her greatest achievement is obtaining her Juris Doctorate at age 23. They are not on the show to be on camera, they are in The Amazing Race All-Stars to win. (Read full biography at CBS.com)Mischievous Cousins (TAR 5)
Since we last saw them: Mirna just got married and is looking forward to winning the $1 million prize to start her family. Charla and her husband are trying to have a baby through in vitro fertilization, and plan to use their portion of the winnings towards that.
Their Biggest Strengths: In the past, they have creatively come up with strategies to get ahead of the other teams. They feel that their family connection is their greatest strength, and they've known each other for 30 years.
Their Biggest Roadblocks: Speed and running is Charla's biggest struggle. She's planning on using a "secret weapon" this season to get faster. Their overly dramatic way of doing things and weird accents make them a sometimes annoying team which may make other racers reluctant to help them.
Your Advice to the Team: Keep your heads together, work the Detours together, and try your darnedest to get through it!
All-Star Quotes: Season 11, Episode 1: I Told You Less Martinis, More Cardio
Mirna: “Mas rapido, rapido! This is too little bit rapido!”
Charla: “Well, we’re not last… and we’ll beat [David & Mary] in a footrace.”
Mirna: “Yeah right.”
Mirna: “Wrangle is going to require holding down a wild horse.”
Charla: “That’s fine, I’ll hold it.”

Season 11, Episode 2: Beauty is Sometimes Skin Deep
Mirna: “Ooo… it might be chilly in Chile.”

Charla: “I need a step stool.”
Mirna: “Charla, I don’t have time for a step stool, please!”
Charla: “I CAN’T REACH IT!”
Mirna: “There is no step stool.”
Charla: “THIS is a step stool!”

Charla: “Beauty is sometimes skin deep. Its easy to make yourself beautiful with plastic surgery. But to have a pure heart and to have morals is not easy to make up.”
*cue BQ evil laugh*

Mirna: “GO! GO! What’s your problem? You drive like a girl?”
Mirna: “Clueless! At least if you knew where you were going, you could do your little maneuvers.”

Season 11, Episode 3: I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It is Very Weird, I Know
Ian: “You’re being rude!”
Mirna: “I took lessons from the king of rude… you!”

Mirna: “Welcome to Charla and Mirna’s world… it’s a scary one!”
Mirna: “I’m sorry I’m wearing a bathing suit. It is very weird, I know.”
Season 11, Episode 4: No Babies on the Race!
Mirna: “Charla! Level 5! LEVEL 5!! On the treadmill! You can do it!”
Mirna: (to Rob) “See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya!”
Season 11, Episode 5: You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy
Charla: “We’ll just be a popsicle… and somebody can suck us.”
Mirna: “What the hell is an avalanche beacon?”
Charla: “An avalanche is when the snow falls down.”
Charla: “I’ve never been to a glacier in my life.”

Mirna: “That’s a huge damn rat.”
Mirna: “I’m glad they have meterosexuals everywhere in the world.”
Season 11, Episode 6: We're Going to Trade You for Food Now
Mirna (in a Spanish accent): “What number you have to dial out? Nine?”
Charla (in a Spanish accent): “Just try… please. I’m asking. Why not possible? Just dial. Hit… hit… hit.”

Mirna: “Throw me the water bottle!”
Charla throws the bottle.
Mirna: “Good throw, maybe you should’ve done it.”

Phil: “As the winners of this leg of the Race, you have each won a twelve and a half foot catamaran.”
Charla & Mirna: “Huh? What is that?”
Phil: “It’s a jewel hulled sailing boat.”
Charla & Mirna: “Yes!”
Season 11, Episode 7: If I Were in Town, I'd Ask For Your Number
Charla: “You like Polish Hot Dogs?”
Mirna: “You like Polish Sausage?”
Charla: “Sausage?”
Mirna: “Good?”
Charla: “He doesn’t like us too much.”
Mirna: “No, I don’t think so.”
Nobody in Poland wants to speak to Charla & Mirna.
Mirna: “Maybe they’ve never seen a little person. Nobody wants to talk to us, it’s like we’re the plague or something.”
The piano is out of tune.
Charla: “Sounds like an ambulance is coming.”
Charla: “I don’t know why it’s all men. They don’t have any women mannequin?”
Carrying the mannequin.
Charla: “They’re going to think we’re crazy on the streets.”
Polish Lady: “Oh gosh! He has a broken leg.”
Charla: “That’s okay, he’ll get fixed at the hospital.”
Mirna: “Oh great, we’ve got to do x-rays. Is that good for you? Charla, you’ve got to get out of the room. What are you doing? You’re hiding the x-ray image.”
Charla: “You’re supposed to cover the private part.”
Mirna: “Great.”
Charla: “This is a real fun task, let me tell you. After the naked mannequin and now the sausage?”
Mirna: “Female bonding over sausages.”
Mirna: “We don’t have a hundred dollars to give anybody! You think I’m made of money? I’m a young girl, I don’t have hundred dollars. You think I’m a millionaire?”
Mirna: “Haves a little bit of sympathy! As a human being! We are here at 2 in the morning. You can show me, my friend! Just show me! Please my friend, I am begging you!”
Mirna: “Horsey! I have sausage!”
Season 11, Episode 9: The Way You Look, Yeah
Charla: “They definitely don’t need a in their country.”
Mirna: “I love licorice! You know how much I love my cookies. Cookies with licorice! Can’t get better than this!”
Charla: “That’s a lot of damn cookies.”
Charla: “Oswald & Danny just came Mirna!”
Mirna: “Yeah, I see. I’m not blind!”
Mirna: “You don’t need this many newspapers, it clutters your house and then you become a clutter bug.”
Mirna: “I recruited team Charla/Mirna… youngsters. These are the future Charla and Fu warriors to go away a little. I hope they don’t fall on my head.”
Mirna: “We are trying to make love, not war.”
Mirna: “Oh, they’re making it shake. Okay, okay. No more, I’m coming to fight you. Good job Charla, this is fun, is all heck. Hong Kong! I love you!”
Season 11, Episode 11: Good Doing Business With You
On the Turbo Jet
Charla: "Whoa, it's kind of wobbly."
Mirna: "Where's that motion sickness bag when you need it?"
Kandice: "Your hair looks nice."
Mirna: Sarcastically "Thanks."
Mirna: "It would be so helpful one day, if we could drive a car."
Season 11, Episode 12: Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War
Eric: "Are the blonde girls here?"
Mirna: "No, I don't see anybody."
Eric: "What did the blondes do? Do you think they went to the airport to research some flights?"
Mirna: "I don't know. I mean Charla said they don't know how to use the Internet."
Charla: "No, I didn't say that. I said, I haven't seen them been using the Internet."
With accent
Mirna: You have cellphones? Call Airport, airport information. How you say airport?
Taxi Driver: "Airport."
Mirna: "Airport. You have to try to do the right accent, makes all the difference in the world."
Entering the tower, seeing all the steps
Mirna: "Oh dear, where's the elevator?"
Packing the boxes
Mirna: "You have to put the stuff in the box. Go, go, go!"
Military Person: "Put it in with some degree of love, Okay?"
Mirna: "I love it!"
Military Person: "Don't just throw it like it's garbage."
Mirna: "Okay, that's enough, that's enough. Now we weigh it. Put it down. Lower it down."
Charla: "How much do we weigh?"
Mirna: "We need to add the scales. 210, 300, 510! Yes!"
Charla: "Yes! Alright let's wrap it up!"
Mirna: "Humanitarian effort here we come! Let's go!"
To Charla
Mirna: "I'm sure you're glad we didn't join the air force."
Charla: "Wow, this is the best thing I've ever done in my life."
Mirna: "I feel like Top Gun!"
Mirna: "Oh look Charla, the box!"
Opens envelope
Mirna: "Oh, motion sickness bag!"
Pilot: "When we reach altitude, we're going to take a steep nose dive, and you will experience Zero G."
Charla: "Oh!"
Mirna: "Got my barf bag. That's all that matters."
Pilot: "Commencing dive in 3,2,1..."
Charla: "That was a blast!"
Mirna: "*laughs* I was like flying."
Most Memorable Moments with Charla and Mirna: They finished 1st in legs 5 and 6.
Season 5, Episode 5: Are You Good at Puzzles?
In Egypt, Charla and Mirna reached a detour 3 minutes before closing.
Mirna: "Charla, they're leaving!"
Mirna shrieks across the desert.
Mirna: "Charla, run!"
This is also their first time to ride horses.
Mirna: "I feel like Lawrence of Arabia."
Charla: "Charla and Mirna of Arabia!"


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Just6ntlc Status Question 4 Today, 12:51 PM EDT by shuynhx
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I need to know the status of Charla and Mirna in terms of if they're married or not? If they're married, which man did they marry?
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annod I love you!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 Jun 25 2008, 4:10 PM EDT by quachinator10
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Charla and Mirna you are the greatest. I would love to know you and live close enough to be your friends. Please let me know if either of you do get pregnant. I would love to make a baby quilt for you. You were the best!!!
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LeahM Inmature 9 Apr 13 2008, 6:34 PM EDT by RainWater000
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Every time I watch these two on the show I am disgusted and ashamed that they are associated with the American public while they are in other countries. They are so demeaning and disrespectful when they speak to other people and try to emulate their foreign accent. When they were in Poland they were still trying to speak to people like they were in Africa, and to add insult to injury they speak to people as if they are dumb, " You take me here", " you buy this", “Just try… please. I’m asking. Why not possible? Just dial. Hit… hit… hit.” It is horrible how they leave out the basic structure of language and respect for the person they are speaking to. I thought it truly offensive and rude when they asked a taxi driver in Poland if he like polish sausage, he should have turned around and asked Charla if she like short stack pancakes.

The last episode they tried to claim that they don't peak over other people's shoulder's to see how others are doing the challenges. I have seen those two poke their heads in and dart their eyes trying to see how everyone else is accomplishing the challenge more then anyone else on this show. For claiming that they accomplish things on their own they sure do cheat a lot. You put these two together and you might get half a functional brain, I would expect a lot more from someone who has received their Doctorate.

I can wait for them to go home!!!!
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OptimashPrime You girls suck 3 Mar 15 2008, 3:21 AM EDT by ImmediateRacke
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I know you gals suck just like Dustin & Kandice and you are like the Decepticon fighter jet Starscream.
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ewok74 Appauled by the short people ploy of Mirna 2 Jan 16 2008, 5:43 PM EST by islander777
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I am from Australia, and I love the show, but I am disgusted by the way Mirna plays on the simpathetic ear of every person that she speaks to. Mirna says the she plays the game fairly, but she is more manipulative than any other person that has played the game, including Boston Rob and Amber, and I feel sorry for Charla having a relative like Mirna.
Mirna you belive that you can tell when a person is lying to you, I belive that I can lie to you and you couldn't know if I was lying or not. Mirna, I feel sorry for the American public, that are associated to you through your manipulative ways. In Australia we have no time for people that pressure other people into making a decision that they were not comfortable with. Charla come and live in Australia where we give anybody a fair go in life no matter what their disability or ability is.
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